i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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