So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
