So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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