New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
he high fived his dick after we had sex
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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