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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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