So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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