Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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