is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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