And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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