i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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