I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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