I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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