Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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