So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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