I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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