I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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