i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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