Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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