I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
