Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
