at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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