porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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