I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
mondays should just be called national damage control day
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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