zippers are such a cool invention
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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