protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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