Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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