I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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