The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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