I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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