with your own penis?
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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