Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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