I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
a search helicopter?!
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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