this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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