he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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