Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Randomize
