this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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