dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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