Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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