The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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