Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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