Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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