why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
my poor anus
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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