I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
