Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
