capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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