the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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