Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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