That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Two words: nipple clamps
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