Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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