Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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