who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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