I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
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I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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