i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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