he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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