i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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